A woman is frying eggs. Suddenly her husband burts into the kitchen and yells, "Careful! Put in some more butter! You're cooking too many at once! Turn them! Turn them now! More butter! Oh my God! They're going to stick! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Hurry up! Have you lost your mind?! Don't forget to salt them! You always forget to salt them! Use the salt!"
His wife says, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry eggs?"
The man says "I wanted you to see what it's like when I'm driving with you in the car!"
And, on the same day, another blast-from-the-past at only 44 ... Derek B. To quote the BBC's website " ... one of the first British hip-hop stars to appear on programmes like Top of the Pops" - the full story is here -
Originally forwarded from:
Margarine or butter?
If you answered "butter," I've got some information that will make you glad you did.
Last week an HSI member sent me an e-mail that had been forwarded multiple times, but appears to have originated from L. Eugene Arnold, M.Ed., M.D.; a Professor Emeritus of Psychiatry at Ohio State University. Here's what Dr. Arnold writes:
"Do you know the difference between margarine and butter?