I received this in an email with the subject line "My kind of English Breakfast!" and I have to agree!
The email reads...
Mario's Big Breakfast Challenge: Eat the "Big Breakfast" in 20 minutes or less (with-out a drink).
The Prize: Get it for free.
The Forfeit: Pay £10.95 for the breakfast!
The "Big Breakfast" consists of: 10 eggs; 10 sausages; 10 rashers of bacon; 10 slices of toast; five black pudding slices; tomatoes; mushrooms; and baked beans...
Approx 5,000 calories of Full English!